Asshole

1:The hole in your ass that shit comes out of

2:Someone being a general dick

3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes
1:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget

3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there
by MoonieHD February 19, 2015
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bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.
by larrydavid July 21, 2006
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snail's asshole

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.
by aweeze April 03, 2010
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financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"
"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."
by ndidds November 08, 2006
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Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
by Caroline Noire March 02, 2012
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macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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