Aug 31

If your born aug 31 you very beautiful and caring but sometimes a bitch you always talk shit but a very spiritual person.

wow look they were born aug 31

by sansuperhot November 22, 2021

October 31

A REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

-Yooo who's birthday is it today? (October 31)
+It's a REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

by A real N-word December 5, 2019

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

October 31

Give someone a scrunchie day!

Abby: “hey want my scrunchie?”
Timmy: “why?”
Abby: “because it’s October 31!”

by Skskksksksksksk October 30, 2019

May 31

May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what

Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to

by Nutmaster6996xxx May 30, 2024

2:31

SCHOOLS OUT. OMG IM SO EXCITED NOTHING IN THE WORLDS IS BETTER THAN THIS.

2:31 is when math is over

by Hi peps November 19, 2019