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Dog

If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you

1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.

2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.

3: you are extremely bored

4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life

5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
mugGet the Dogmug.

Dog

A mammal that is mans best friend which god gave us and dog backwards spells god
Woof woof
Oh look there's my dog
by Hellokitty120 March 27, 2016
mugGet the Dogmug.

Dog

The most amazing thing in any humans life, WE ARE FREAKING BLESSSSED BY THEM🐶🐶🐶
OMG ITS A DOG I LOVVVVE DOGS
by Chez snek November 17, 2019
mugGet the Dogmug.

Dog

If you don't know what this is yo u are fucking retarded and should seek medical help
by Hubert le fronz February 8, 2018
mugGet the Dogmug.

dog

To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.
Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out
by r0gu3 g33k March 26, 2010
mugGet the dogmug.

Dog

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it
mugGet the Dogmug.

Dog

The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.
Dogs are the coolest!
by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019
mugGet the Dogmug.

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