shits

more than one shit

"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"

by noshits November 8, 2011

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

shit

1. a saying that something really sucks

2. a term for poo

1. Short Stack was really shit

2. I had a great shit

by T-R3X December 27, 2009

shit

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009

shit

Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something

This game is shit

by computertrick June 19, 2010

shit

so happy it''s thursday!

-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)

by Haley16 October 13, 2010

the shit

Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!

Handball table tennis is the shit!

by Mikki Mouse June 4, 2005