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A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.
Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.
by Malafides Lucius December 24, 2008
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School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?
Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!
by Andrea May 13, 2005
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Rupert went to school, only to be tortured even more.
by Rachel June 5, 2004
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The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
Jaimie; yo u going to school today
John; nah bruh fuck school
by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
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Hell on Earth: there is a disgusting mess of a human that is probably over the age of 90 controlling this despicable place. You are forced into physical labour by calculating how many oranges Sam has. You get boulders thrown at you and you are supposed so dodge them, only you'll get purposely hit in the face by them because your teacher wants you dead. Also, any room you enter is controlled by this nasty girl called HIV and her army of paedophile drama teachers.
Bob: School is so gross I actually can't believe it.
Gertrude: I know right, I hate it.
by soap suds in my soda March 14, 2020
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School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
Me: that big building must be a school
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
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The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.

In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
Dead-ass, if school does anything other than stress people out then let me know
by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021
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