Guaranteed sex. No matter what time of day or where you are if a guy says let's have sex 'for the lols' he will immediately get lucky. The girl automatically says yes.
by Analslut February 17, 2014

by AQUA16 May 13, 2005

the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**
by ehh September 12, 2004

Gramps: Jimmy, getcher pants out of that whatsit and come help me with the fertilizer!
Jimmy: LOL! Grampa, it's called a computer, and my pants are not in it.
Gramps: Eh? Don't get all fancy with your 'cool cat' lingo, boy. Use the English they spend all that time teaching you in school. Why, if those silly innernets words were ever put in the dictionary, I'd start speaking FRENCH. And you know how much I hate those darned French... Why when I was your age, blah blah respected our blah blah blah....
Jimmy: *sigh...*
Jimmy: LOL! Grampa, it's called a computer, and my pants are not in it.
Gramps: Eh? Don't get all fancy with your 'cool cat' lingo, boy. Use the English they spend all that time teaching you in school. Why, if those silly innernets words were ever put in the dictionary, I'd start speaking FRENCH. And you know how much I hate those darned French... Why when I was your age, blah blah respected our blah blah blah....
Jimmy: *sigh...*
by Highly Uncreative Pseudonym March 18, 2010

A "web lingo" mostly used by AOL noobs. This is what they say when they really dont care what you say. See AOL and AIM. See also lmao, rofl, and haha.
Person 1: OMG IT WAS SO HORRIBLE, I WAS BEING CHASED AROUND THE PARKING LOT BY A CAR AND I BARELY ESCAPED AND HE ALMOST RAN ME OVER.
Person 2: lol.
Person 1: OMG AND LIKE ALSO THIS UGLY PERSON WAS LIKE OMG I HATE U I'M NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU.
Person 2: lol.
Person 2: lol.
Person 1: OMG AND LIKE ALSO THIS UGLY PERSON WAS LIKE OMG I HATE U I'M NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU.
Person 2: lol.
by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

A three letter acronym with a shady past. I knew a couple who thought it meant 'lots of love'... and they wrote LOL in a funeral letter!
Funeral Letter: 'Sorry your dad died. LOL, Jake and Sally.
Guy 1: Dude, he wrote LOL in a funeral letter!
Guy 2: Must have thought it mean lots of love.
Guy 1: Dude, he wrote LOL in a funeral letter!
Guy 2: Must have thought it mean lots of love.
by Sam Paxton February 24, 2011

Lol is often times used as a description showing someone laughing out load but now a days if a bitch say lol she curving your ass so now you gotta load up some drake type shit to regret in the first place why you even hit up that chick
by Yungsir January 26, 2018
