school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

KC Water Fountain

The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.

After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.

by MuzDingo January 28, 2024

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can

Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure

by Weapons grade: AUTISM May 2, 2022