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Lays dump

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.
by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
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Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
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Merger Dump

A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.
"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009
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shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
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Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.
*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
by GG Allin February 12, 2021
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Buff Dump

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.
Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.
by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016
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