Terrorist Hump

The act of humping a terrorist.

“Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

*Proceeds to terrorist hump*

by THE SHMORT October 28, 2021

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

Hump Stuffing

Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.

When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.

Usually delivered as:

Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".

I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.

When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.

by Chevellegod August 18, 2021

Hump and Dump

When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.

Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"

Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"

by theworldofasians August 17, 2010

Dry Hump

The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.

My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.

by AlexZ96 June 11, 2009

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

window hump.

The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.

"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"

by patriciafosho. December 26, 2009