The thing that comes out of your peepee when you dad rubs it.
It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc
It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc
Me: Dad stop rubbing my peepee like that
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy
Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy
Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)
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Person 1: what r u gonna b 4 halloween?
Person 2: I am c u m.
heres the defined word for cum cuz i cant post it if i dont put a def. word.: cum/semen is from the penis which is sometimes used to get people pregnant (mostly woman) during sex. Woman can also produce cum/semen.
Person 2: I am c u m.
heres the defined word for cum cuz i cant post it if i dont put a def. word.: cum/semen is from the penis which is sometimes used to get people pregnant (mostly woman) during sex. Woman can also produce cum/semen.
by vinncentt._ December 16, 2021
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Get the CUm mug.Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.
Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."
"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."
"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
"You're a cummings."
"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."
"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
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