fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

titty fuck

When a man places his cock between a females lubed-up breasts (tits, in this case) and begins to rub it as if fucking a tight pussy or ass (whatever floats your boat) untill an orgasm is reached. The man then proceeds to blow his semen load on the female's face/chin area. Most men prefer huge tits.

Man, tori's tits aren't that big, but when i titty fuck that mark-ass trick's chest and she licks my tip, i blow a huge ass load on her fucking face.

by likestoeatpussy December 28, 2005

Fuck Nugget

Someone who is a complete tool or dickhead.

That guy is such a fuck nugget.

by ChelseaaaJaneee September 19, 2009

fuck a duck

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

by surely April 12, 2005

head fuck

A concept that you can't get your head around so you just sit there and do the verbal & mental equivalent of "?".

Uh? Headfuck!

by w00t April 2, 2004

Fuck the Dog

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

by Alex August 18, 2003

Fuck girl

The type of girl who spends all her time on Tumblr and Instagram. Always following social media trends like calling guys "fuck boys". Has no originality, just copies other girls styles.

Look at Susan's striped tank top and high wasted shorts. What a fuck girl lol.

Did you see Michelle wearing sunglasses in math today? Such a fuck girl.

Yeah, I saw Amber's "fuck boy repellent" picture on instagram. Who's she kidding? Everyone knows she's a fuck girl.

by Strange loot March 27, 2015