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pulling a joey

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010
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Pulled a Tiger

To get caught cheating on your wife while having multiple affairs, then going to inpatient sex treatment to have them 'fix' you in hopes of repairing your marriage.
Yo did you hear what jeremy did after his wife found out he was gettin his swerve on???? That dude pulled a tiger and checked himself into rehab!! wifey back to lovin' him more than ever....
by jah jah binx February 19, 2010
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Pulling a Bigelow

Stunting on your ex...see best Director Oscars. Being recognized for doing your BEST work possible all while besting a former ex.
Me and my old boyfriend are competing for the same grant. Ooh pulling a Bigelow would be kinda sweet!!
by Bonitasworld March 8, 2010
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Pulled A Halloween

1. Making absolutely terrible decisions in one night.
2. Being really, really stupid.
Friend 1: Omg i got so fucked up last night, AND i think i got with that fat chick from that party
Friend 2: Dude you just pulled a halloween
by DrDerp March 9, 2010
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pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.
dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"
by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009
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Pulling a Peters

To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.
Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?

Oh he is pulling a Peters again.
by Roomchamp January 9, 2010
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pulling a Tiger

when a male celebrity is cheating on his wife
Tom Brady must be pulling a Tiger, because he is obviously not focusing on playing football at the moment.
by no1evofn January 10, 2010
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