camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021

Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.

She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.

by Mayham January 2, 2011

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

hand dryer

device for drying hands with

hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024