Deez nuts

Its a dead meme

DEEZ NUTS

by Lil_adopted August 3, 2019

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

Nut Hut

A homosexual males rectum, (often prolapsed)

Freddie Mercury’s nut hut was quite sore after a long night out.

by StraightoutDaNutHut1972 March 12, 2025

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

no nut November HARD MODE

This is a twist on the no-nut November challenge, only meant for true gods, only for the most manly of men.

You can't nut for a WHOLE year, from January 1st all the way to December 31st.

There are very few men who have completed this mountain of a challenge, and those who did, have transcended being mere mortals but have became GODS.

"only 5 days away from completing no nut November hard mode! I cant believe it "

by depressed_crab51 August 24, 2024

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020