Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019

snack my eye

slap someone in the face

snack my eye!

by anami July 28, 2017

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

Whimsical eye

Another word for ones vagina. A good wet one that takes you to another dimension.

Emily has a whimsical eye!

by Saucy bitch October 5, 2019

AW-EY-AW

Act of being so stupid that you just feel like making words

Sat was so bored when he was playing halo, that he said AW-EY-AW

by Kriz n Mike January 3, 2010

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021