Eye Stopper

An eye stopper is a chip that is implanted in the eye ball to stop a human from crying.

A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.

by Jen Jen Jen Jen Jen ate a Hen December 10, 2018

googoo eyes

googoo eyes is when you think your lover can do no wrong and everything they do is perfect in your eyes

her: i just have googoo eyes for him 😍
me: girl he’s in prison 😭

by weenydawg March 19, 2023

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017