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John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(
are you with john today or do i get to see you
by gusisbus April 21, 2021
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John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap
'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021
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John

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey
by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025
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John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.
Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.
by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024
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John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.
That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.
by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023
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john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.
My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.
by This dude1919 April 12, 2016
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John Blackenroe

Cursing, spitting, foul-mouthed tennis star Nick Kyrgios, who reminds of his white predecessor, John McEnroe
-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?

-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!
by Nrogers September 4, 2022
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