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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEINšŸ”„šŸ—£
Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEINšŸ”„šŸ—£
by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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John

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023
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Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked
by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024
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John

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
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Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.
"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"
by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016
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Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
ā€œI love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dudeā€
ā€œOng dudeā€ *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
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credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia
by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020
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