let me hit it.

Phrase developed by the JC of Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas. Used as a casual greeting, instead of your mom jokes, and to infer taht you want to tap that.

Guy 1: I told the JC's aunt to let me hit it and she did.
Guy 2: Damn, she is fine as hell.
Guy 1: Hell yea.

Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: Let me hit it.

by Di Jota March 11, 2009

/me slaps you

/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.

Ben slaps Cy. Ben slaps Diab.

by Ben July 12, 2002

fuck me running

It is when you are getting fucked over soooo bad and you can't run fast enough to get away.

The irs is all over my ass for back taxes!Fuck me running!

by glenn van smack May 1, 2008

Bring Me The Horizon

A critically-acclaimed, and one of the greatest deathcore/hardcore bands to walk the earth. Bastardized a hell of a lot by toughy "death metalheads" who are actually insecure pussies who despise scene kid styles/attire so they decide to hate on really good bands such as bring me the horizon. in all honesty anyone who's a metalhead who hates this band is just a poser who stands by "death metal" because he is a poser.

BMTH fan: Hey bro do you like Bring Me The Horizon

death metal pussy: NO HIS HAIR IS TOO COOL AND HIS JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY HAVE TOO MANY BREAKDOWNS TO BE GOOD!

BMTH fan: fuck this, (pulls out a crowbar bashes other dudes head in)

by lolkitteh07 August 14, 2010

Cut me!

Cut me is a reference to people cutting themselves. It means the same as "cry me a river" or "give me a break", it can also be used as a less offensive substitute for "Fuck me".

Some lady at Fred Meyer was being really overly dramatic, I wanted to tell her off, but the whole time I was thinking "Cut me!"

by You_don't_need_therapy July 21, 2010

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

fuckin wit me

The process involving becoming heavily intoxicated making one seemingly the poster child of drunk

You "fuckin wit me" tonight bruh?
dude you know ill be fuckin wit ya!

Hey bro what are you up to?
I'm kickin it wit my boys they are definitely about to be "fuckin wit me" bruh!

by savvy 4 November 9, 2010