Strip-shit

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.

A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decides to watch Netflix or videos on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

Niagara shit

Shit comes out of their mouth like water falls down niagara falls

I had sex!
You chat niagara shit

by Newlangsweg April 9, 2015

Koala Shit

a word used to describe girls when the act cute and cuddly until she becomes comfortable and you learn shes actually an anti-touch person.

Person A- "Bro...she seemed so nice when i met her, we always snuggled and she was so cute, and then we started hanging out and... BAM! BITCH MODE!"

Person B- "Dude... she went KOALA SHIT on yo ass!"

by ayyobro9 May 8, 2011

Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

shit tray

A microwave dinner. The name refers to the plastic tray in which these meals are typically served and their traditionally "shitty" taste.

Jerry enjoys eating shit trays for dinner.

Goddammit Jerry! Watch your sodium intake with those shit trays.

by bunger15 November 16, 2011