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Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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Bum Dick

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect
Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
by abo44 December 16, 2011
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crinkle dick

A dick which is shriveled or wrinkled.
Jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said "gross Jeremy has a crinkle dick."
by Wesfool19 May 16, 2006
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turd-dick

1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
by J. Barrt July 29, 2006
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perc dick

When a Male engages in popping or snorting narcotics such as a Percocet. Then goes and has sex with his gf (side chick etc) so now he hit her with the PERC DICK
Damn baby can I get some perc dick ?
by Riss Rasta June 9, 2020
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Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.
Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!
by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009
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Dick Duster

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.
Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009
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