An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.
You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
by AndyOG July 26, 2008
Get the Fuck My Dog mug.1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)
Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner
English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)
Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner
English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...
by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012
Get the Give a Dog a Bone mug.Used in polite circles when you are out on the lash need to go home for a poo. Best used with embellishment.
Brad: Sorry lads but I have got to go home and let the dogs out.
Angelina: I thought so, they have been barking all afternoon.
Brad: Yeah, if I don't go now there will be horrible mess.
Angelina: I thought so, they have been barking all afternoon.
Brad: Yeah, if I don't go now there will be horrible mess.
by Horselhoff September 13, 2007
Get the let the dogs out mug.Refers to the sexual act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's rectum, then removing the penis and allowing the fecal matter to dry until crusty upon the penis. Once the fecal matter has reached a crusty and sandy consistency the male then inserts the penis into the woman's vaginal opening or mouth and precedes to hump vigoriously.
by A Concerned-Citizen October 20, 2009
Get the Sandy Hot Dog mug.The eternal war between cat-lovers and dog-lovers. Will never be resolved. May start fights with even the bestest of friends.
Me: Cat vs. dog, what's your side?
Friend: Dogs.
Me: I love cats more.
Friend: You serious?! Ew! Dogs rule!!!
Me: Are you kidding me? Cats rule, because dogs ACTUALLY DROOL.
Friend:
(Not real, just an example)
Friend: Dogs.
Me: I love cats more.
Friend: You serious?! Ew! Dogs rule!!!
Me: Are you kidding me? Cats rule, because dogs ACTUALLY DROOL.
Friend:
(Not real, just an example)
by Cat-person January 18, 2017
Get the cat vs. dog mug.comes from the phrase to raw dog it, this adjective is to describe someone who does what they want when they want and is not afraid to unleash the hose of fury.
by micmillian December 5, 2010
Get the raw dog randy mug.I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
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