Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

Cat

Pussy

Hey bro your mom's cat is so wet

by Imsogayforurmom March 30, 2022

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 16, 2023

Cat

The best animal on Earth but get too much hate for no reason whatsoever

Girl: *pets cat*
Boy: Yo, cats are evil
Girl: Why exactly?
Boy: They scratch
Girl: So do rabbits and ferrets but they don't get much hate for it
Boy: Well...ummm...oh, look at the time

by BananuCats January 21, 2023

cat

a floofer bean, has the foofiest little beans on its foots

omg im getting a cat! cant wait to sqeeze its little floofer bean toes!! :3

by Łûčkÿ_Çøłłïę November 25, 2020

Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 18, 2022

Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.

My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute

by oddballio November 28, 2020