The Cum Waddle 

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.

Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"

The Cum Waddle by GeoNips October 4, 2014

Middle Pocket Cum Cannon 

A willy

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!

Middle Pocket Cum Cannon by Lugwyrm July 16, 2009

waste of cum 

An awesome insult, perfect for use on just about anyone

Fuck you, you waste of cum.

waste of cum by P.E.G. March 31, 2015

amazingly hot cum dumpster 

A girl/woman who constantly loves to chug dick and swallow. Essentially, a walking sperm bank.

Colin, your mom is an amazingly hot cum dumpster!

amazingly hot cum dumpster by G-spence July 20, 2006

Russian Cum Bath 

When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.

Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"

Dave: "Gross."

Russian Cum Bath by Bbro3 August 8, 2009

Inception cum

placing the thought of cumming inside someones head, and making them cum randomly all of a sudden.

I was walking down the street and someone inception cummed me and I had to run home because I came in my pants.

Inception cum by bevll December 12, 2010

Frustrated Cum 

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

Frustrated Cum by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016