Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

2

Double.
Couple.
Twice.

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

2 September

The day when men start dating the girl they want and only want

Eg: Zayana will you be my gf on this day 2 September 2025

by Ahem/5?:4 September 1, 2025

Hop on Helldivers 2

Slang for gay sex, commonly 69'ing, used when in a call with friends when you want to secretly let others who know the term know you are interested in 69'ing with another of the same sex.

Eric: "Hey man, wanna hop on Helldivers 2?"

Sam: "Eh, not right now."

Michael: "I'd love to with you, though!"

by name mam July 15, 2024

2 far

-When someone says something sexual that was just way 2 far.
-Telling people to much information about themselves or someone else doing sexual things that just shouldn’t leave the bedroom.
-Isn’t shy about people knowing about there sex life.
-If it’s someone who takes it 2 far quite a lot then you call them 2 far (name) eg. 2 far (char)

Yeah righto, that was wayyy to much information thanks.. 2 far char!

by Thasmurf April 17, 2019

november 2

A day where a really cool, funny and the best person ever was born on.

Oh hey, isn't Ranboo born on November 2?

Yeah! That's when the coolest, funniest and best people are born.

by CheeseBred November 22, 2021