October 28

Marissa’s Birthday🎉

It’s October 28
Yeah it’s Marissa’s Birthday

by Dinosarawr February 28, 2023

October 22

The most baddest, amazing and creative person is born on this day.

"Jessie is born on October 22. She must be quite creative."

by uifofsoA March 5, 2023

October 8th

You're birthday is the most important birthday of all.

"oh wow, my life doesn't matter because I'm not born on October 8th"

by CookingChef March 20, 2023

october13th

The day a REAL NIGGA is born. If born on October 13th you have a huge Shlong and big BLACK balls to go with it.

You are blind as fuck too

Oh you were born on october13th you might just have the biggest meat ive ever seen

by BigBadPimp March 21, 2023

October 23

The most perfect day to ask out your crush. It will be the best relationship you could ever dream of. Even if you get nervous, if she/he is interested and seems amazing don't hesitate. Make sure you're ready and can commit. She/he will see all your best qualities and won't leave because of the bad ones

Jordana Marie: I know you both are great people, go for it at homecoming October 23
Alice: I would totally say yes if Caren asked, he so cute and sweet
Caren LeBrowning James: Jordana I asked her out i'm so happy

by biscuitsmama4ever March 27, 2023

October 23rd

The day that the most delusional people are born. Also super hot :3

Damn bro, you were born on October 23rd? You must be crazy fr fr"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

October

The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"

by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023