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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
by Sashanks September 19, 2020
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john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.
by Jld72014 February 4, 2017
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John Bromley

The manliest man to ever life.
John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley
by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021
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John

A South African slang for penis
Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today
by Qwertykg March 24, 2019
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John Admin

1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.

2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."

2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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