Life

what?

life? never heard of it.

by a human guy March 10, 2022

Life

A sexually tranmitted diseases that normally results in death.

When life gives you CDs you see Deez nuts

by Shfsjdbrf March 12, 2022

Life

A period of partying and depression between birth and death

I hate life.

by imasudoer March 13, 2022

mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.

Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.

by 49seffy March 14, 2022

Grub Life

When you steal someone’s kit by killing them with poopy weapons.

I’m on that grub life shit

I just killed this guy with a eoka, what do you know about that grub life

by 2 dudes one but March 14, 2022

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

life of brooklands

life of brooklands is a reality tv show made in 2022 by some students at an english private school. the producer (me) claims it will have a youtube realise in the upcoming months

holy shit did you here life of brooklands is gonnna come out soon
yeah if that dipshit editor can but all the clips together

by porneuilus hubert the third March 17, 2022