Pussy Dick

A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.

Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.

by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017

Bum Dick

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect

Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.

by abo44 December 16, 2011

Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.

Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.

by Timbrochill17 August 25, 2010

Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

Dick Duster

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.

Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster

by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.

Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!

by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009

perc dick

When a Male engages in popping or snorting narcotics such as a Percocet. Then goes and has sex with his gf (side chick etc) so now he hit her with the PERC DICK

Damn baby can I get some perc dick ?

by Riss Rasta June 9, 2020