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Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.
Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!
by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025
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blootched

A word meaning nothing but muttered by students in class when they do not know the answer to a question asked by the teacher. Not understanding what the student said but having got an answer, the teacher might change the subject and turn to another student to get an answer.
The teacher turned round and asked the dark-haired boy sat in the first row :
What is the past participle then ?
"Blootched", he said.

The teacher opened her eyes wide, then frowned, then asked someone else in the hope of getting a more sensible response.
by Miss C17 October 19, 2025
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blood transplant

When two girls 69 on their periods.
friend: “did you do it round Mayas”
her: “Yeah, she asked me round and we did a blood transplant
by wiggley_woo October 19, 2025
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Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent
Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face
by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025
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Bloodmouth

A derogatory phrase for people who consume animal flesh.
Jim: I'm not vegan but I was deeply impressed by this all- vegan restaurant! Can't say I'm ready or willing to give up my bacon but guess can't talk trash about vegan food anymore lol

Owner: Hi Jim, thanks for the kind words, but having an animal abuser praise my restaurant feels a bit like getting a compliment from Hitler or Jeffrey Dahmer or something. F*** off, bloodmouth.
by Hskr October 24, 2025
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Blood on the beat

Definition:
Blood on the Beat is the name given to the first Black civil war in America, as discovered and defined through historical research by Andre. Its origin is found in American history, where the blood of Black people was shed in rhythm—through forced labor, state violence, and internal conflict—marking a war not between nations, but within a people. The “beat” symbolizes both the pulse of Black life and the pattern of oppression; the “blood” represents the cost of survival, resistance, and identity.
Noun: Blood on the Beat is the name of America’s first Black civil war.
Adjective (modifier): Blood-on-the-Beat narratives speak from ancestral wounds and rhythmic resistance.
Cultural symbol: Blood on the Beat walks with us—it bleeds, it drums, it remembers.
by Dre salaam November 13, 2025
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Bloody Stringer

When a girl is walking around naked, on her period and has a tampon in. Stringing you along.
A girl is walking around naked, while on her period, with a tampon in stringing you along.. bloody stringer
by Stupid Boys November 28, 2025
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