cum sandwhich

When you cum so hard you cum into a jar. You pull out some bread and put the cum in the bread. You eat the sandwich with some apple juice on the side.

I ate a Cum Sandwhich

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

Cum Bear

A "Cum Bear" Is a fat furry polar bear

That's a cum bear

by Omni7124 November 6, 2020

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Cum

A great big sticky mess that comes out of your penis after sexual intercourse or from watching step sis porn

Mum: Omg is that cum
Me: yea that was from when I watched step sis porn

by Givbbgbn December 31, 2020

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

CUM

Refers to the 3 DeFi cryptocurrencies COMP, UNI, MKR.

"Did you choose CUM?"
"No, I prefer ASS over CUM."

by decentraleo January 6, 2021

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021