cunt hinge

its like a minature door for a cunt so no seepage can get through cunt , door , it is basically like a tampon but so much stronger , it can also prevent underage sex by use of a padlock :)

kid : can i have sex
dad : nope imna hinge you :)
courtsy of mike n me 2005
im a mod :)

by rjmsoft April 9, 2005

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Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008

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Candy Cunt Fucker

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out

"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

by they call me carey cunt licker March 11, 2007

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cadberry cunt cream

a gourmet pie made of only the finest whipped cream and peanuts

Erica, go make me a cadberry cunt cream.

by hermes- February 25, 2009

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cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

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