BK: Can you please unlock all for me daddy?
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.
by I-_-PWN-_-NUBS July 14, 2011
Get the I-_-PWN-_-NUBS mug.P1: How are you so fit?
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018
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Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!
Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!
by lzlnh45 April 13, 2021
Get the I love you more than I planned... too mug.A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011
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Get the I didn't know I was playing church league softball mug.A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.
Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
by NYCFAG March 17, 2021
Get the SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED mug.From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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