ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

Ur mom

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.

Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.

by KatakuriFan69 September 20, 2022

Ur Mom

A saying used for literally nonreason. Commonly used by cupules named Ethan and Addison and girls.

Me; How was your day?
Her; Your Mom

by ethanhallway September 20, 2022

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

your mom

fat

your mom is so fat, she fell of both sides of the bed.

by sSp1ke September 23, 2022

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

by Gameanator September 26, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022