the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Chomo-peda-phamillis

A person who is attracted to children sexually. Another word for pedophile. Example: Jerad from Subway 6 years old or less

Guy 1- "Bill, look at that Chomo-peda-phamillis over there drooling at those 5 year old boys playing on the slide!" Guy 2- "Dude, help me get the girl's attention so we can go to a different park". Guy 1-" I agree , I don't want our children near that child fucking piece of shit ,it makes me uncomfortable he even looked at them." Guy 2- "Hurry! He just started jerking off by the slide!"

by Drake&KelsMothafukknFurrh April 24, 2018

queen is phat

Every Queen is thicc, but it takes balls to be PHAT.

"Helmet: Queen is phat"
"Queen: amen"

by Mister Melk April 29, 2018

Ronald McDonald Phase

A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.

12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.

Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost

by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018

lit as pharmaprix

when something's so fucking dope, it surpasses the level of the local quebecois pharmacy chain, pharmaprix (cause it lit)

"daaaaamn dat party was as lit as pharmaprix"

"damn dat musta been pretty lit"

"ya man, you know da shit that goes down at pharmaprix"

by odettina October 18, 2018