Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)
Definition 2: On John
Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
Definition 2: On John
Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024
Get the Johnmug. A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.
by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022
Get the making papa johns busymug. by Train boy liam Smith December 6, 2019
Get the John Ohalloranmug. Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022
Get the Johnmug. 
In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
Get the Alright calm down Johnmug. by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017
Get the Johnedmug.