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john jude

Wow have you seen John jude !!!
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.
Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!
by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020
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john manry

The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
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John Kim

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.
by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
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pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her
Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.
by Derp93 August 24, 2011
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John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear
Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle
by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020
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