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The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”
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The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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E A games

Star wars battle ground if you wanna get Darth Vader but not waist time so, Pay to win!
The way of E A games
by Mr.com March 23, 2021
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game

boom is perfect for destressing and fun, and play this while doing homework
secectly playing game and beat it and the sound at final was to loud and your parents punch you at your face
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
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late game

When you try to survive for as long as possible and not attempt to kill the other player in BTD Battles.
It's so frustrating that nobody ever goes late game.
by Leaves333 June 12, 2017
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Game

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016
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Video Game Ass Video Game

A video game that takes full advantage of the advantages of the interactive part of the medium. Where said player interactions elevate the experience such that the gameplay allows players or overlook aspects that may be lacking, like story, graphics, or voice acting.
some examples may include:
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, Crualty Squad, Pizza Tower. just to name a few,
If I'm going to spend my time playing a game, I want it to be a real Video Game Ass Video Game.
by FlapjackBM January 14, 2025
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