Red, White & Blue

When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag

It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue

by JPag111 July 16, 2008

Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"

There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.

by abominableangel February 25, 2013

code blue

A code word for marijuana, even though it's green, but code green would just be too obvious.

Kid - Let's smoke some weed.
Kid2 - Dude, someone might hear. It's "code blue"

by Bizarro April 24, 2005

Immune the Blue

Amazing hunter from the game Regnum Online, one of the best hunters in the game. A wonderful friend who is very loyal. Often quiet, but very smart, when he speaks what he says is worth listening to, and is usually very funny.

Immune the Blue just pwned that band of syrtan noobs at our market again.

by Bellelaide March 22, 2011

Red vs Blue

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.

Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

true blue

not ill,lame

man,thos crips are true blue

by Ponyboy August 3, 2003

Pepsi Blue

Take blue-berry juice, add some bubbles, and ya got a Pepsi Blue. Pepsi my ass.

This Pepsi Blue tastes like my dog's food.

by Delf June 23, 2003