Skip to main content

own your house

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

See suitcase
1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
mugGet the own your house mug.

whats on your biscut

it means what was you thinking
whats on your biscut nigga why would you say sumthin like that you almost got us killed (what was you thinking)
by sade green July 29, 2007
mugGet the whats on your biscut mug.

get your Naomi on

To walk in the style of Naomi Campbell's singature walk. Beyonce referres to this in the song "Get Me Bodied"
Gina: You think you are fly
Rhonda: I am
Gina: you better get your Naomi on
by The Baddest December 27, 2007
mugGet the get your Naomi on mug.

Twiddle with your Fiddle

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle
by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009
mugGet the Twiddle with your Fiddle mug.

Ice your nuts

Relax, stop worrying, stop nagging. Similar to 'take a chill pill' or Chill your nuts. Command is not gender specific.
"Dude, let's go! We're gonna be late!"
"Ice your nuts, man! It's all good."
by theblumeanie August 16, 2008
mugGet the Ice your nuts mug.

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009
mugGet the your two inches mug.

swear on your hair

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"
by mattyni October 20, 2008
mugGet the swear on your hair mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email