Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

Hand

The anatomical part of a human being used in assisting the human with a job. It can also be known as an object used for sexual arousal when without a partner.

Some Quiet Guy: When I saw that painting in an art book, When I first saw that, I don't know how to put it, um this is a bit dirty, but I got a boner.I just cut out the part with her 'hand(s)' and hung it in my room for a while."

by Gold_Experience November 23, 2021

Mighty Hands

this term refers to peaple who have creepy artistic aesthetic hands with so long thin fingers and perfect shape of nails ...

OH look at his beautiful hands , he is a MIGHTY HANDS .

by xEDELRICX June 13, 2019