by NAVISUCKS November 08, 2021
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by Laxgirl6969 February 21, 2021
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024
People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
New rules for 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018