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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
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joe brown

To freak out or have an emotional reaction to something.
Or to intensely focus on single activity.
Then he got all arm-flappy at me and started Joe-Browning about how his dead mom and shit.

I was joe browning on work pretty hard. couldn't hear you.
by faytling January 6, 2025
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Jersey Joe

Jersey Joe is an italian american born tiktok and instagram influencer. Born Joequavius J. Joseph, he is most known for his incredibly fucking stupid dance that he repeats over and over while simultaneously leeching off of the success of "The Costco Guys" also known as AJ & BigJustice andor "We Bring the Boom" by repeating those said "fucking stupid" dance moves. Joequavius is a curse and burden to all who happen to come across his hip gyrating, leg stomping, spinning shenanigans and should be moved along with the entire state of New Jersey to an island as close to Pyongyang as possible.
Jersey Joe's tiktok's make me uncomfortable.
by JerseyJoeLover January 8, 2025
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the joe burrow

yelling out joe burrow name while in the process of grabbing your homies meat when a exciting play happens.
Joe burrow throws a touchdown pass. John proceeds to yell out the joe burrow while he grabs Patrick’s meat.
by John sabala January 13, 2025
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Joe Bart games

Google him he's famous on twitch and YouTube as a variety streamer, pretty good shit. One of his most infamous quotes in stream was "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died" referring to his friend and roommate who Is a big Simon Cowell enthusiast but has recently been involved in an accident with a garbage truck. Joe claims to be 5% jewish and 95% German, I believe this is false but I cant prove him wrong yet yet yet
Person 1: whatcha doing?
Person 2: Joe Bart games.
Person 1: the one who said "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died"?
Person 2: yet yet yet
by aryztuah January 14, 2025
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Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.
Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."
by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025
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Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again
Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
by Socky Joe July 2, 2025
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