Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

Hand

Something used to clap cheeks

Get bitch slapped rihanna with my hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020

four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.

My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.

by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022

Tony Tony Hands

Someone who, while under the influence of alcohol, maintains a claw shape with their hands .
Look at yer man over there, he had pure Tony Tony hands.

Look at yer man over there, pure Tony Tony hands.

by OktoberfestRulz January 13, 2021