double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double dreamin

When a person achieves two American Dreams within the same year.

CEO and founder of AmericaNative Nathan Rangel has been Double Dreamin this month.
If Trump becomes President hes definately been Double Dreamin.

by AmericaNative July 15, 2016

Double kayak

Mutual masterbation in a single kayak.

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.

by Rlj18 July 6, 2017

Double Hustle

Multi-tasking two activities or more that when combined help you to be more productive.

Examples. Folding laundry while watching a documentary. Listening to a podcast while working out at the gym.

Today, I double hustled my gym workout with listening to an audiobook.

by Alexthemenace June 16, 2018

Double dicker

Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time

Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower

by Jenny456 October 13, 2018

double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Negative

When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.

Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins

No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!

by NutTote October 10, 2022