A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
by larkusto February 6, 2010

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

by OutOfIdeas January 17, 2019

That guy who moves from one woman to the next, droppin' seed in each one. Uses excuses such as "I'm allergic to latex", "But it just feels better", and "Don't worry I'll pull out!"
Fertile women should avoid contact at all costs!
Fertile women should avoid contact at all costs!
Can you believe that baby makin' fool Rodney? He just knocked up Becky, and he already has kids with Bobbi, Courtney, and Latoya. And he ain't even payin' child support for them anyway!
by Crocn'cathy April 26, 2008

by Henry Rodney March 19, 2017

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.
This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.
Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.
Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
by Dave December 14, 2004
