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Keep an eye on

You don't have a right to do it and I'm going to murder someone's kids if the people doing it aren't make to pay. I don't have to take no for an answer.
Hym "You don't need to keep an eye on me or anyone else and you aren't doing it for the reason you're saying you're doing it. You're doing explicitly to torment and control me and I don't and am not going to let you do it. I will make no concessions. Or what do you want the warrant be for? I get to pick. I choose child murder. Good choice me. That is the correct one. I'm not changing my mind at your discretion."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
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Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.
Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye
by littlenis May 1, 2009
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Untrained Eye

A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.
Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.
by Some wiseman April 7, 2019
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5 eyes

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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes

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by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022
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Bug Eyes

People who seem to look like they have big eyes or eyelids that seem to reveal more of the eyes. Eyes similar to Gollums in Lord of the Rings.
Dude, that chick has bug eyes!

Dude 2, yeah her eyes are pretty big.
by Murasakiboy May 5, 2025
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ey

A literal nobody-
“She is a literal ey.”
by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021
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