Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

pregame shits

When you’re about to go to a pregame for a night out with the squad and you get nervous and have to shit before you leave.

Bro: aye are you ready to go?

Me: hold on bro i got the pregame shits give me a minute

by Scuba Dave February 25, 2022

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects

Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.

by Foust Foust Foust January 4, 2012

Shit-delete

In Microsoft Outlook, the act of permanently deleting (Shift+Delete) a work email that is so lame in regards to tasking or grammar that it doesn't even merit being read or acknowledged.

Boss email: Come in Saturday to work on the contract bid. Corporate is really counting on you and I. Your sacrifice is truely appreciated--

You: Shit-delete. Problem solved.

by kn wench September 3, 2010

Ghost Shit

Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.

Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon

by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020

Deefacks Shit

Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.

Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."

Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."

Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022