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berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021
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Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes
by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022
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Cum lollipop

A ffm threesome sex position. One of the females sits on the male who is sitting on the edge of a bed with her legs spread over his, with her back to him. He enters her and she raises herself so that just the head of his cock is in. The second female then gets on her knees and licks his shaft from the bottom of his cock up until her tongue runs over the other females clit.

This carries on until they both cum and the female on her knees gets a cum lollipop, tasting them both.
When 2 girls and a guy need threesomes with something different they can try cum lollipop

Sarah sat on Paul and assumed the position, with her back to him, mean while Marie got on her knees in front of them. Marie ran her tongue up Paul’s shaft till it got to Sarah’s clit, swirling the clit then back down again over Paul’s shaft. Marie did this until Sarah came and shortly after Paul came, spilling out the cum from the partly inserted cock, which Marie happily licked up like a messy lollipop.
by Pasmac June 23, 2024
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cumming joel

dum :)
cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D
by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023
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Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams
by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020
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Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
by chrissypren April 1, 2021
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Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
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