shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips February 29, 2016

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Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.

by Empty_map_4447 January 11, 2023

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shit hour

The hour after having sex with a prostitute/paid sex.

Besides guilt, usually includes withdrawals and a mild hangover.

A: "Damn .. I just blew 800$ on that hooker and coke after that bar ... Also my head is starting to hurt. "

B: "Sounds like you're enjoying your shit hour!"

by boinj April 15, 2014

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Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

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